How To Tell The Sex of Flies

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How To Tell The Sex of Flies

Postby saltykov » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:53 am

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied .

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.
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