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The Doctors Waiting Room

Postby saltykov » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:59 pm

There's nothing worse than a Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
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Re: The Doctors Waiting Room

Postby Bluewillow » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:52 pm

lol
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Re: The Doctors Waiting Room

Postby Dropbear » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Doctors Waiting Room

Postby fanai » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:58 am

yes 1 up for a quick thinking senior
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Re: The Doctors Waiting Room

Postby shooter » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:16 am

Well done ken

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